Ruffles the chip You crack like a whip On the back of your slave As he has to pave your way Head to the top Don’t you stop Until you surpass The evil and wrath You are the king To whom many will sing Though your name is delicious You’re slightly mal-nutritious People may say "Ruffles may die one day" But they are wrong As I have immortalized you in this song For you, tech will bow And stanky will have to wipe his brow Poccy will steal you And Nat will abuse you BSP Will come and see Your glorious might While Aqua says “what a shite” Capt will cook you a cake While styler will call you fake Neddzy will take a shot of sake As Bajj will eat your pancake Mgn will stalk And watchers will flock Dettles will hide in fear And Exavious will shed a tear Dyriz may come to your house Who is your spouse To whom you will say “Come in, make my day With a steamy bath, I shall feel your wrath” So the day ended happily With you two being quite fappily And so this song and story ends I hope I entertained you, friends
:/ sorry needed something to ryme As you can tell I cant do it all the time But If you wanted to know why I used fear Then come over and stand right here Now take a good look at Ruffle See how he is creamy like a truffle Look at his stance Now down to his pants you will see a snake That is why you shake O.0
Hey! Just because I have 30 child slaves in my basement doesn't mean i'd steal him ;-; It's more complicated than that. *prepares drug*
... Lets go through the steps then 1. Stalk 2. Find out there scedual 3. Rate 'hotness' 4. Rate ability to defend oneself 5. Guess body weight (If your bold ask body weight, or just use a base weight of 15 pixles) 6. Stalk some more 7. Say hi while walking by to "get to know them" 8. Stalk more 9. Order needed materials (rope, blindfold, etc) 10. Stalk more 11. Inject with cloroform 12.... the rest is up to the kidnapper
Have I ever kidnapped you? You know everything :O except 13. In the case of ruffles, save your own ass & run away.
Only person who has kidnapped me in Jesseh, and that was because I let him... BTW does Nat work with you? Ha, you fell for my trap *injects Pocnet* I forgot my 13: "set up a trap" for a reason :3 Now if you excuse me, I need to take this "package" to my house.
Ooh! What's the package? Can I see? *picks up box* aah, it's heavy! *drops it* I think I broke it... What kind of package makes bone breaking noises? Maybe it's a bone for a dog! Or... a skelly bone? Or... oh. *gulp*
Capt_cupcakes is white But he wears blue Now if you excuse me I have to finish this ruffles statue...
