Run Dettles, the staff will defend you. *to staff* Don your armor *Epic music* No one is gonna take me alive The time has come to make things right You and I must fight for our rights You and I must fight to survive Before they breach the castle gates go!
For the love of Notch, this is complete chaos, lol. Alright, time to teach some of you boys a mini-lesson in love. You can not claim a woman as “yours” until you put a ring on her finger and/or promise to be with her forever and even then, she is not “yours” in the sense of property. Most girls want one guy who respects her as much as she respects him, who is devoted to her heart and soul, loves her unconditionally, knows her better then she knows herself, and isn’t afraid of the forever commitment that he makes to her. Fighting over a girl trying to claim her is a complete turn off for most. Let me put it a different way, women are not fire-hydrants and you boys are not dogs. Peeing on the fire hydrant does not make it yours. And before I get more proposals, more then likely I will not “marry you” even just in minecraft. I love you guys, I love being there to help you, I love your friendship and I have more then enough heart to share with all my friends, but that’s just a little weird. Not to mention for some of you there is a bit of an age gap, literal and maturity wise, lol. Besides, did you not read what Stanky wrote, I can only be involved with other staff members, haha! Nonetheless, this thread has been fun and a little crazy, but I definitely got my lol’s in.
oh boy... How did i miss this thread until now... you guys are screwed up Especially if you think those captions are going to win over Dettles's heart ;-) my summary of this thread: kids = you guys Ping pong table = Dettles
Screwed up is definitely an understatement. What the heck is wrong with y'all?! Also, have you forgotten about me? What makes you think I'll let any of you near my sis with the way you are acting? She can take care of herself, but she won't end you like I will. I get that your hormones are raging and you want a bit of attention...but what on earth... By the way kids, I promised her I wouldn't go too far over the edge...so thank her for me not eating your souls and pooping you out into the depths of hell... Also Dettles, that paragraph up there was lovely. ALSO, to be with Dettles, you'd have me meet her standards and then gain my approval and then meet my parents...seems easy enough assuming you met her standards, but there's a lot of paper work when you get past that...
