Granted, But he penguin slaps you, an you are rushed to the hospital, where he's a nurse, and pecks your face off. I wish for a Barbie doll.
Granted, But it write inappropriate things, and you are expelled from school. I wish for supper fast typing fingers (Like 8000 words per minute)
Granted but they get burned off. c: I wish I could have a flame thrower, and kill all the ducks! >: D
Granted, but Donald Duck does not find it humorous and broils you with your own flame thrower. I wish these two History chapters would read themselves.
Granted, but they were read already.. a long time ago.. I was in the war... late 1960's.. I found this gi... err I mean, let's go on. I wish I had a flying monkey that is secretly an Agent...
Granted, but the flying monkey picks you up and drops you from 10,ooo feet. I wish that Stronghold kingdoms was easier to understand.
Granted,but you understand them so much that you randomly become one yourself. I wish for more wishes.
Stronghold kingdoms is a game Granted, but the genie thought more equaled 0 wishes. I wish for 9001 genies!
That actually happened once... Granted, but you used them all up. I wish for a truck full of minecraft. (random, ik..)
Granted, but he banged his head againts a wall by running to fast on ice, now he's an UnWiseDude I wish Qwerty would like pie.
Granted but Qwerty liked pie so much he couldnt stop eating it and his stomach exploded. I wish that i cou;d read minds.
Granted, but then you started reading your own mind, and created a loop you can never escape I wish for the best birthday September 5th (Hint hint hint)
Granted, but the party is so god, no one ever leaves, so then your stuck with people at your house for the rest of your mortal life. I wish for A pet creeper who doesn't blow me up and is house-broken, so he doesn't pee on mah carpet
granted, but all those wishes will bring death to someone close to you. Then you when there's no one left. I wish for pie.
Granted, I baked you a pie, but UnWiseDude poisoned it with spider venom. I wish that Santa was real.
Granted but then he gets hit on the one day on accident and turns evil and starts killing the whole human population one by one. I wish for a endless supplie of puppies.
