Anti-Jokes

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  1. MNPro

    MNPro Active Member

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    Anti-jokes have been coming up in chat lately so i decided to make a post for them. Post all of your Anti-Jokes that you want to share here!
     
    #1 MNPro, Oct 16, 2012
  2. Extrelium

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    -Knock knock
    -Who's there?
    -The FBI, your family's dead.
     
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  3. imme

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    Why did the kid drop his ice-cream cone?
    He got hit by a bus.

    What is blue and smells like red paint?
    Blue paint.

    An Irishman walks out of a bar.

    How do you make a plumber cry?
    Kill his family.
     
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  4. FillWerrel

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    Why was the 6 afraid of the 7?

    It wasnt. Numbers are not sentient and thus incabable of feeling emotion, such as fear.
     
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  5. imme

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    I thought it was because 7 was a registered 6 offender
     
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  6. MNPro

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    Make sure to keep these as appropriate as possible please. We could easily get carried away with them.
     
    #6 MNPro, Oct 16, 2012
  7. Tsukasa Kun

    Tsukasa Kun Stars of the Forums

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    Challenge Accepted.
     
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  8. Extrelium

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    It was you? :O
     
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  9. emil_97

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    Two chickens crossing the road.
    They get hit by a bus.
    They're dead.

    EDIT: Just realised, no one will get this one. I promise, It's not fun!
     
    #9 emil_97, Oct 16, 2012
  10. Dzyriq

    Dzyriq Just another humble Overseer

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    Why is Mary so short?

     
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  11. HarryTurney

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    Why did Susan drop her ice cream?
    Because she got hit by a bus.

    Why did Susan fall of the swing?
    Because she had no arms.

    Knock knock.
    who's there?
    not Susan.

    if people get offended by the jokes i will properly get rid of them.
     
    #11 HarryTurney, Oct 16, 2012
  12. NemoD98

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    I would say the Horse Joke, but I have vowed to use it only in the direst of situations, as punishment for only the very worst criminal scum. Not even Jordan deserves to hear it. Alright, maybe Jordan.
     
    #12 NemoD98, Oct 16, 2012
  13. Dannylb

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    Why did sally fall off her bike?
    Because someone threw a fridge at her.
     
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  14. Neddzy

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    Why did the cat fall out of the tree..

    Because it was dead.

    Why did the second cat fall out of the tree?

    Because it was stapled to the first cat.

    Why did the third cat fall out of the tree?

    It thought it was a game.
     
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  15. Pocnet

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    What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cereal? I don't know, I'm deaf.
     
    #15 Pocnet, Oct 16, 2012
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    What do an indurance salesman and a dildo salesman have in common?
    They're both salesmen.
     
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    Whats brown and sticky?
    A stick.

    What do an eagle and a mole have in common??
    They both live underground. Apart from the eagle.

    Why did the plane crash?
    The pilot was a loaf of bread...
     
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    Why did David Guetta get eaten?
    He was mistought with David Baguetta
     
    #18 DeletedMember_1474, Oct 16, 2012
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    Why should you do if you see an enormous cow with a gun comming running against you?

    Scream.
     
    #19 emil_97, Oct 16, 2012
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    How many fish does it take to screw in half a light bulb?
    None, because no one leaves a half screwed light bulb sitting around.
     
    #20 Happy_Cookies, Oct 16, 2012
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