Chovynz - who is far away from all these shenanigans with Stanky and Jordan, looked confusedly at the bullet hole that appeared right where his head had just been. Chovynz, in his Naruto suit, had just taken a slurp of some yummy egg noodle ramen, when a crack rang out, and a bullet passed through the wooden planks next to him. He stopped slurping the dripping tasty ramen, and stared at the smoking hole, the noodles dripping hot sauce down his manly chin. Slowly, he turned to look towards the direction that the bullet had come from and saw Dirty Harry, standing there with the smoking gun in his hand and an evil grin on his face. Naruto/chovynz's chin dropped in amazement at the sight and then he frantically waved his arms over his head at Harry. "What do you think you were doing eh?!? You could've killed me eh! And I cannot die yet because I am not yet Hokaaaaage!! Why do you have to be so obnoxious eh? Haaaaaaaaaaa??..." said Chovynaruto pointing at Harry with what looked like 9 arms and fingers all waving and pointing quickly, yelling something incoherent at Harry. Harry looked a little disconcerted at this display of aggressive bravado from Chovynaruto. Wasn't the victim supposed to be afraid and run? Harry would have to rethink his approach, so he...
Harry just /homes out and is never heard again cause Chovynz clearly obsessed with a certain person who's name begins with H and ends with 3
Harry replies to the milkman with "No way silly, I don't shower with my dad! The courts said we couldn't do that any more!", and continued eating his cotton candy.
(Insert this on page one, just before the 4x spider grinder is destroyed) (Didn't realize until after I posted that there are 4 pages. )
The milkman replied; "Oh, that's good then. I guess we won't be needing you Jerry." Jerry, the man from child protective services, became very upset. It seemed like no one needed him. Not Harry, not the milkman, no one. What was the point of going on if he was totally alone? All he needed was a friend, someone to need Jerry. He walked home, feeling alone and rejected...
Jerry dejectedly kicked a stone into the gutter, and heard a small voice say "Ouch!" Jerry stopped and looked around curiously. There was no one there. "Hey! You gonna apologise or just stand there like a great big galumph?" Jerry whipped his head around in surprise...there was no one there!! Jerry scratched his head, and stammered out," I ..I'm sorry? ..Where are you?" Jerry felt a tap on his foot, and looking down he saw a small bristly red-coloured hedgehog. The hedgehog was glaring up at Jerry with a fierce expression on his face, and hands on hips, the small red hedgehog said..."...
"... you look really ugly" and then Jerry looked at Ldawg (this is the part where I throw myself in the story :3) , who magically appeared out of no where because he thought he was going to be in a youtube video and said...
"Hello". Suddenly, Jerry woke up from this horrible nightmare, realizing that his name wasn't Jerry, it was Ohman!
Ohman signed on to the server, and saw all the members wallowing in boredom! The amounts of greif and X-ray were through the roof! Once he dealt with the mischievous mayhem makers, he decided to sooth the remaining players by hosting an event! *cough cough please?*
The players got mad. They got REALLY mad. So they found their hidden weapon, Yowmen867 the Bowmen, and told him to shoot ohman16, while he was sleeping. They took him to ohmans house, and ordered him to shoot. Just as he was drawing the bow, another playing hurried into ohmans house! The player was hooded, so they couldn't see his/her face. He/she woke ohman up and whispered to him, and they both ran out of the house.
While ohman16 and the hooded player were running farther and farther away from the house, ohman tripped, his foot was tangled in the roots of an old spruce tree. Yowmen867 caught up to ohman16 and readied his bow.
Ohman quickly remembered his admin training! He hurriedly typed /fireball and Yowmen867 went up in a puff of smoke
After vanquishing Yowmen867, Ohman got drunk on his near assassination attempt and started throwing fireballs all over the place while cackling manically inside his house. One of the fireballs hit a switch, and a nether portal popped out of the Beyond, right in the path of another fireball. That particular fireball was travelling at an astonishing 88 miles per hour and had 1.21 gigawatts of fire power infused into its core. The flying fireball, and the nether portal, vanished in a puff of smoke. Ohman did not notice anything as he had turned around and was gleefully fireballing the other direction, somewhat close to his precious painting collection. Meanwhile, the powerful speedy fireball and the ironic nether port had created a rip in the time space continuum, hurtling the fireball at fantastic speeds around the universe. The fireball ended up going SO fast, that it went back to a certain, to a certain village, to a certain location, where a certain 4xspider spawner was quietly going about its business. The fireball ripped the spawners walls and destroyed some of the cages open. This unlikely event set off a change of events that was mildly confusing and laughingly stupid at the same time. This was also why no-one could find any evidence, because when the fireball had finished wreaking its havoc, the fireball and the nether portal vanished into thin air, continuing backwards in time creating more impossibly unlikely events. Back in Ohmans house...
The hooded figure picked up a framed picture of ohman and... did you just SNIFF that!? Aherm. Apparently, the hooded figure picked up a framed photo of ohman, sniffed it and (euggh!!) kissed it. Pocketing the photo, the figure swung himself off of ohmans balcony, and leaped into ohmans mega pool.
Ohman's Nutella odor attracted a hoard of zombie, which began to devoured him to pieces. But a brave adventurer was watching over that night...He threw an enderpearl and screamed "
"FOR SPPPPAAAAARTAAAA, TONIGHT YOU WILL DINE IN ZOMBIE HELL!" The enderpearl hit one of the zombies on the nose and broke, turning the nearby zombies into giant beefy zombies. The brave adventurer turned a pasty shade of white and said, "Oopsie. My bad, " then the brave adventurer turned and ran away without looking back, as fast as his brave little stumpy adventurer legs would carry him. The giant zombies and Nutella Ohman Oder stared after the brave adventurer until he was a little pixel on the horizon, after which they stared at each other, shrugged and got onto the business of slaughtering each other in creative ways. During this nasty "bizniz", along came a yellow coloured sheep and...
