Cheesy jokes!

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  1. carson378

    carson378 Active Member

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    Post a cheesy joke about the first persons name, start with me, then the next person.
     
    #1 carson378, Mar 11, 2013
  2. Neddzy

    Neddzy Forum Legend

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    A Mechanic who loved his job just named his first child "Car-son" !! Teehee.
     
    #2 Neddzy, Mar 11, 2013
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  3. Qaz4725

    Qaz4725 New Member

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    A person named Ned that opened a noodle shop.

    (i suck at jokes)
     
    #3 Qaz4725, Mar 11, 2013
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    emil_97 Well Known Member

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    A person who... Oh fuck it.
     
    #4 emil_97, Mar 11, 2013
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  5. Qaz4725

    Qaz4725 New Member

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    What? I don't understand...
     
    #5 Qaz4725, Mar 11, 2013
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  6. Brayneeah360

    Brayneeah360 Well Known Member

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    umm... your dad was trying to think of a name, and he smashed they keyboard with his fist in frustration?
     
    #6 Brayneeah360, Mar 12, 2013
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    You sir, get a cookie. You made me laugh my head off. It wasn't even that funny, I just laughed my head off.
     
    #7 Qaz4725, Mar 12, 2013
  8. carson378

    carson378 Active Member

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    I really shouldve thought this thread through lol
     
    #8 carson378, Mar 12, 2013
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    Why? It's going perfectly fine.
     
    #9 Qaz4725, Mar 12, 2013
  10. carson378

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    If perfectly fine was a stuttering lunatic little girl, then yes... its going perfectly fine...:D
     
    #10 carson378, Mar 12, 2013
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    Qaz4725 New Member

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    a stuttering lunatic girl? none of use are stuttering, none of us are lunatics, and i dont think gender matters.
     
    #11 Qaz4725, Mar 12, 2013
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    Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.​
     
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    Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, ​
    which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. ​
    He also ate very little, which made him rather frail ​
    and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. ​
    This made him ..(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)..... ​
    A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.​
     
    #13 srehder24, Mar 12, 2013
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  14. Qaz4725

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    Mind = Blown
     
    #14 Qaz4725, Mar 12, 2013
  15. Thr0ttie

    Thr0ttie Overseer

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    either qaz hasn't made an on topic post yet, or every post he has made has been on topic, I cant decide yet, details at 11
     
    #15 Thr0ttie, Mar 12, 2013
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    probably the former choice.... im new here, so i dont know half of what im doing
     
    #16 Qaz4725, Mar 12, 2013
  17. carson378

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    weve noticed Qaz ;}
     
    #17 carson378, Mar 13, 2013
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  18. Brayneeah360

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    umm... i don't think i can do that without copying the car thing.
     
    #18 Brayneeah360, Mar 14, 2013
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    Oh man.. this is a rough thread to read
     
    #19 ohman16, Mar 24, 2013
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  20. Legopossible

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    Well I'm a lunatic... Derp
     
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