Item #: SCP-57A73 Object Class: Euclid (meaning a medium level in danger) Special Containment Procedures: SCP-57A73 is to remain connected to a suitable power supply at all times, to keep it in what appears to be a recharging mode. In case of electrical outage, the emergency barrier between the object and the facility is to be closed and the immediate area evacuated. Once facility power is re-established, alternating bursts of X-ray and ultraviolet light must strobe the area until SCP-57A73 is re-affixed to the power supply and returned to recharging mode. Containment area is to be kept at negative air pressure at all times. Teams including a minimum of two (2) members are required within 20 meters of SCP-57A73 or its containment area. Personnel should maintain physical contact with one another at all times to confirm there is another person present as perception may be dulled, skewed, or influenced by proximity to the object. No personnel below Level 2 are permitted within SCP-57A73. This requirement may be waived via written authorization from two (2) off-site O5-level administrators. Command staff issued such a waiver must be escorted by at least five (5) Level 3 Security personnel for the duration of their contact and must temporarily surrender their rank and security clearance. Following contact, command staff will be escorted at least 5 km from SCP-57A73 to undergo a seventy-two (72)-hour quarantine and psychological evaluation. If deemed fit for return to duty by psych staff, rank and security clearance may be restored when quarantine expires. Reference: To date, subject has been responsible for the disappearances of seven personnel. It has also in its time at the facility further furnished itself with two lamps, a throw rug, a television, a radio, a beanbag chair, three books in an unknown language, four children's toys, and a small potted plant. Tests with a variety of lab animals including higher primates have failed to provoke a response in SCP-57A73. Cadavers as well fail to produce any effect. Whatever process the subject uses to convert organic matter into furnishings is apparently only facilitated by the introduction of living humans. (from SCP foundation site with some modifications of course) thought someone might get a laugh from it
SUBJECT #: TLX- 758Y31 Subject, thank you for helping Fission Technologies further the use of science. Upon your arrival in room ALT- MN534, we have prepared a series of simple mental tests. You will now be guided through said mental tests, to insure that you are fit for companionship of subject SCP-57A73. Also, to insure your safety and security, we have locked your door. Remember, all messages are pre-recorded in order to ensure science will procede!
