How to...(a guide for life)

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  1. PONM

    PONM Well Known Member

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    1: Of course they did! How else they gonna party?
    2:That would definitely seem to be true and sometimes I wonder.. however the "Con" in Congress refers to Congregation.
    3:Because english is whack and has no imagination.
    4:Both are if you win the race to them. Though if you're considerate enough, it depends.
    This one is for the mens: If a woman sits next to you, it should be accepted that you wait it out like a tiger to see if she will lie her arm down there. If she doesn't, then you pounce and take that business. If she does then that's your answer. If a man sits next to you, then it's either you or him. For example if your right hand side movie goer does not use the armrest, and the man on your left's left armrest has been taken, maybe you take the right and let him have your left (his right) right?

    This one is for the ladies: you are a beautiful sculpture on this planet and deserve to rest your tired arms wherever the heck you want. If a man sits next to you and isn't a dingus, he'll reserve it to you. Take it. If another woman does, well...you'll probably have to hurry up and get there.

    Or do what I do and cross your arms..

    5:Well...it's chocolate eggs for a reason ;)
    6:There was gum on the stairs and it just...slipped off.
     
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  2. Marshall

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    Where is the end of a rainbow I want me a pot o' gold:anger:
     
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    Edited my answers to exa since I forgot one o_O

    To Mndude's rainbow question... you don't. I crushed your dreams of riches. It is an optical illusion that you must be a certain distance from to see... Although, if you were to team up with someone, they could see where it ended and then you could go to that end, but then it would be in a different place for you since the prisms would react with sunlight elsewhere. Then your partner would go to that end, but then it would be in a different place for him since the prisms would react with sunlight elsewhere. Then you would go to that end, but then it would be in a different place for you since the prisms would react with sunlight elsewhere. Then your partner would go to that end, but then it would be in a different place for him since the prisms would react with sunlight elsewhere. Then you would go to that end, but then it would be in a different place for you since the prisms would react with sunlight elsewhere. Then your partner would go to that end, but then it would be in a different place for him since the prisms would react with sunlight elsewhere. Then you would go to that end, but then it would be in a different place for you since the prisms would react with sunlight elsewhere. Then your partner would go to that end, but then it would be in a different place for him since the prisms would react with sunlight elsewhere. Then you would go to that end....
     
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    You gotta accept the rainbow into your life and give it a hip nickname. Then you better get running!
    Either that or befriend a Unicorn because everyone knows unicorns poo rainbows.
     
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    I'm very sorry for making this thread...I was oviosuly extremely dehidrated. I'll delete it soon :p
     
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    0_O
     
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    ^,^
     
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    (~0.0)~ ~(0.0~)
     
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    How come some people use their matter rather than their mind?
     
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    Mind over matter. Matter over mind. hmmm. Well generally when I think of "mind over matter", I think of someone using powerful thoughts to overcome something like a problem or event that upon first thought would seem impossible. Matter over mind though, would seem somewhat forceful. Matter over mind would mean without thought, and just doing it, pass or fail. For some people, it's matter over mind because they don't have a choice. Also, some people just don't think when they go into something. Either they can't, or refuse to.
     
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    Getting obsessed with llamas now, Ponm ;)
     
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    Can you be alive in your death...? Is there passion in death, or is it simply another daydream?
     
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    now? oh no my dear...always...must be obsessed........alll....wayyyss....................................
     
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    Invisible llamas then?
     
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    Blargles yes? heheh!
     
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    I like to think that death is an event that, when it happens, your body starts to go into a state almost like dreaming, but your soul is no longer inside the physical body. What happens is the soul become somewhat ethereal and isn't part of the world anymore, but is still there if you will. Not lingering like a ghost, but present anyway. I always believed growing up that the soul would go to heaven, and I'm not denying or believing that's exactly what happens, but it's likely way more complicated than any science or any book can tell us. I like to believe there is passion in death, whether good or bad, it's a release either way, but not in any way becoming lost.
     
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    This is all I have to add to this thread.
    How to life?
     

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