Every month if there are any budding song writers/singers/musicians/cartoonists we should write a song based on this server. Maybe we'd use a number one or a chosen song whatever you want. Possibly if people feel confident enough they could even make a music video! Who knows what this server could do. I could write examples but my mind is only kinda set for writing appauling rap music. So yeah. I'll stick to tweeting rubbish rather than singing it. However if anyone wants to do this i'd like to see what thrives from this idea!
You wanted a parody, Ill give you a parody Stanky's gone it's time to party on Stanky's gone it's time to party on Stanky's gone it's time to party on Stanky's gone it's time to party on Mojo, want to play games after school? (after school) We can hang with ponm by the pool (hang by the pool) Has stanky come back from his absence trip (absence trip) Is he here, or is he trying to give me the slip (give me the slip) You know, Im not the young scotch I used to be I'm all grown up, wait til I can /v Stanky's gone it's time to party on He's in my way and I've waited for so long Stanky, can't you see. You're just not the op for me I know it might be wrong but I'm going to party on Stanky's gone it's time to party on stanky's gone it's time to party on Stanky, do you rememeber when I first spawned (first spawned) You were afk with your new skin on (skin on) Could tell I was after you by the way I stared (I stared) "Me and techteller will get rid of you" I declared (I declared) And I know jess thinks it's just a fantasy But since Stanky's walked out, the staff could use a guy like me Stanky's gone it's time to party on Op's all I want and Ive waited for so long, Stanky can't you see. Youre just not the op for me I know it might be wrong but Im going to party on *guitar rift* Stanky's gone it's time to party on He's in my way and Ive waited for so long Stanky can't you see. Youre just not the op for me I know it might be wrong but oh oh (I know it might be wrong) But Im going to (Party on oh oh) (Party on oh oh) Im going to party on
Erhm, I had already made lyrics a long time ago... And they are... suprisingly the same but so different xD
"Stanky's left and he's gone for so long Stanky's left and he's gone for so long Stanky's left and he's gone for so long Stanky's left and he's gone for so long Stanky, did you know I always thought you were cool? (Thought you were cool) Did you know I always looked up to you? (Looked up to you) One day you left, and you were gone for good. (Gone for good) You made us follow the rules like we should! (Like we should) You know I'm not the blatent noob that I used to be, I've almost gained surveyor, so stanky can't you see? Stanky's gone, he's left us all alone! I respected you, and done it for so long Stanky can't you see you're the only OS for me? Where did I go wrong? Now thaaat stanky's gone... Stanky's left and he's gone for so long Stanky's left and he's gone for so long Stanky do you remember when I first logged on? (When I first logged on) You helped me apply and get my swag on! (Get my swag on) ~ got bored finish typing later" yeah xD
"Fuck the rest, stanky's the best Fuck the rest, stanky's the best He's the one who gave me trader Although sometimes he can be a hater He's the one on the forums all the time He's the one who makes the noobs whine Can't you see? Stanky's the one for me Can't you see? Stanky's the one for me Fuck the rest, stanky's the best Fuck the rest, stanky's the best" P.S. The rest is referring to other servers, not our other OSs
*Introduction- Song- The beats from Epic Rap Battle of Histories Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler Sorry to OS because for this to work I had to make you sound mean(er) then you actually are -- Also my allegations such as the /V thing and the /dis cow thing and the kick thing aren't true- also I am aware the lyrics don't quite fit...* His name's Natbyte Oh boy you don't wanna fight If he doesn't like ya you better get well outta his sight You'll practically pray to your god not to encounter his might He has the power to change it to day and night. Abuse a command? He'll take away ya rights! [chorus] Once OS are done with you you'll be calling YOUR MAMMA! You're a spammer? CALL THE BAN HAMMER! You're a hacker and a signal jammer? IT'S THE BAN HAMMER! Then there's Stanky2 He'll help you You got a problem? He knows what to do! Sometimes he /disguises as a cow and goes around shouting moo! [chorus] Once OS are done with you you'll be calling YOUR MAMMA! You're a spammer? CALL THE BAN HAMMER! You're a hacker and a signal jammer? IT'S THE BAN HAMMER! *it's the ban hammer x2* Then we come to Dzyriq - He's the funniest one Although mess around with him you'll still be damn gone And if you think you're a better redstoner you can jog on! D-Z-Y-R-I-Q He's the bomb. [chorus] Once OS are done with you you'll be calling YOUR MAMMA! You're a spammer? CALL THE BAN HAMMER! You're a hacker and a signal jammer? IT'S THE BAN HAMMER! *it's the ban hammer x2* Then there's Thr0ttie who's partial to a bit of /v I daredn't say he's unlike me Mess around with him though and he'll sting you like a BEE from the T to the H to the R to the 0 to the mother trucking double T single I E. [chorus] Once OS are done with you you'll be calling YOUR MAMMA! You're a spammer? CALL THE BAN HAMMER! You're a hacker and a signal jammer? IT'S THE BAN HAMMER! I come to techteller96 he has a long name but he ain't thick Smooth and slick Don't take the mick If you make fun of him (3+) you can expect a kick If we were playing footy with him he'd deserve a free kick. [chorus] Once OS are done with you you'll be calling YOUR MAMMA! You're a spammer? CALL THE BAN HAMMER! You're a hacker and a signal jammer? IT'S THE BAN HAMMER! Then I come to BSPiotr - who's NOT last and NOT least To compliment you in "Street wise terms" he's an absoloute beast A lot of people complain he's not on MC much but he's far from deceased He may put you in jail but he'll make sure you're released [chorus] Once OS are done with you you'll be calling YOUR MAMMA! You're a spammer? CALL THE BAN HAMMER! You're a hacker and a signal jammer? IT'S THE BAN HAMMER! Then I come to AquaXV- I dunno what to say Engineer one night- OS the next day He's friendly, won't exactly frighten you away He'll also help you out June, July or May And finding him is always just a stone throw away! [chorus] Once OS are done with you you'll be calling YOUR MAMMA! You're a spammer? CALL THE BAN HAMMER! You're a hacker and a signal jammer? IT'S THE BAN HAMMER! Then we come over to my homie Serite Always on the site Day or night If you get into an arguement he's nearly always right need some torches? He'll give ya light! [chorus] Once OS are done with you you'll be calling YOUR MAMMA! You're a spammer? CALL THE BAN HAMMER! You're a hacker and a signal jammer? IT'S THE BAN HAMMER! Last but not least it's my homeboy Goldey When going on survival he swaggers in boldly Sure he's been around for a long time but he certainly ain't an oldie [chorus] Once OS are done with you you'll be calling YOUR MAMMA! You're a spammer? CALL THE BAN HAMMER! You're a hacker and a signal jammer? IT'S THE BAN HAMMER! *Repeat ban hammer then repeat chorus x4*
Yeah, I'm sorry Thr0ttie if you're offended. I didn't know what rhymed with the sound of "e". Also I changed it to different beats and added lyrics for survival admin such as Serite.
Metal would work. However i can't exactly put "then there's dettles" he likes metals and jumping in stinging nettles
