OS? FOR YOU!? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA sorry but spoiler; you won't get OS... *nice version* With the way you are going and how you are trying to persuade, I think that it is very impossible for you to be OS.
Tdog... I hate to break it to you, but no one is supporting you... they are just joking. You aren't getting OS.
If it was OS only... I am sure a "36" year old would be smart enough to have a private convo with the OS's.