[GAME]Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, But humanity got bored so they started a war to kill time (get it? kill time? HAHAHA Word joke :3)
I wish for non-lagging nether.

 

Granted, But without the nether lag. It would be fun to go there!

I wish that my car would start!

 

granted, but then it explodes with u in side

i wish that my mum would let me play minecraft more often

 

granted, but you play it so much your eyeballs melt. i wish that i could install the more pistons mod with it showing up in creative inventory

 

Granted, but installing the mod corrupts the inventory GUI.
I wish that this wish was not to be granted.

 

granted, but your wish was granted

i wish bray would be nice to me

 

granted, but i'm so nice i start stalking you. i wish that people would stop speculating that me and my english teacher are trying to take over thte world!

 

granted, but you really do take over the world!

i wish that i could take over the world!

 

Granted but people start attaching people with feather swords and OD'ing on happiness
I wish for a lifetime supply of macaroni cheese

 

granted, but you eat so much that you explode!

i wish for a real mustang that isnt broken and a drivers licence.

 

Granted but it has a crap engine replica, u got ripped off
I wish for creeper marshmallows

 

granted, but they are so creeper like that they explode when they get wet with syliva

i wish for a uonicorn that poops out rainbows

 

granted, but it's horn stabs you. i wish that i had a chocolate bar.

 

Granted but the bar melts and evaporates before you can eat/drink/smell it.
I wish for a book

 

Granted, but the book turns out to be man-eating and sentient and eats one of your hands.
I wish that my exams were over!

 

Granted, bt a meteor strikes and they are all rescheduled for a month later.
I wish that I get the highest grade in my whole school. [OH WAIT I DO ALREADY]

Hence uncorruptable wish.
Paradox initiated.
Thread ended.

 

Wish granted, but by granting said wish when the terms are already fulfilled still makes the wish happen.
It's just an equal corruption happens... nothing.
You go on to become an accountant (Okay maybe not nothing).

I wish.. that I got a pet kitten :U

 

It gets trampled by a herd of stampeding badgers a day later.
I wish for a decent computer.

 

Unfortunately for you it is dell dimension 4000
I wish that had a zoo

-Nemo: That doesn't really work, I said DECENT computer D:

 

Granted but a deadly virus goes around and kills every animal.

I wish my neck didn't feel like it was broken and I could move it so I could go to school or at least play minecraft