If you look closely, on your right, you might see the rare and endangered Flyingus Squidus. This is only my third sighting of this species. Oh who am I kidding? Mojang still hasnt fixed it....
I think you mean "what happens when you subscribe to threads and follow people and then dont check your alerts for a week"
This is one of my favorite series of pictures from minecraft - although I took them they all feature bajj, so this seems like an appropriate place for them. (I may have posted some of them elsewhere at some other time, but oh well). They're from March. I had just built a large villager farm and we were playing around and experimenting with iron golems and villagers. bajj and the iron golem eye each other as they pass... The stare-down continues as bajj goes for the high ground just in case. The golem offers bajj a rose as a peace offering. bajj puts his weapon away and accepts...the golem suspects nothing at this point. bajj puts on his armor and draws first blood. golem smash! Weeee...the golem hit bajj so hard he went flying (literally - this was before we had /fly on the server). bajj lands safely on the ledge, just as iron golem reinforcements show up!
Hey steve! wait.... Why are your arms green? You a leper now? Wait... can't be! He's attack techteller! He's a zombie! Run tech, dont crouch down, he already sees you! Or... you can stay there and stand for a photo shoot... That works too