-ForHumanPeoples.com has the best merch but everything comes in waves and sells out fast. -The shirt says "When one door closes another opens" passing through Portal portals. -The poster is a sXephil quote too long to type, but its about how being American is about fucking people over to get to the top, not just the middle. -The tattoo is Rorschach's signature. It's right-side-up for me as it primarily serves as a reminder to never compromise, but it has a lot of other meaning. If you don't know who Rorschach is, your life is incomplete. -The drink is Gentleman Jack. A friend got me a handle as a going away gift when I left OK for MA in January. I still have a bit left.