I'm bored, and I know you ate the last cookie. You can't hide your secrets from me! All the stuff you write I read... "AYE THIS PANCAKES IS A VERY NICCE..!.?1" and all that other nonsense you say. That you really think I'm that stupid... I don't know what I'm saying anymore so don't try to reply or highlight this...
You want to know what my secret is? Do ya!? Well I'll tell you something so mind-blowing, so unbelievable, so nervewracking... that your brain will explode! My secret is....! I'm a human.