No, it's not this kind of thread, you pervert. My hands just hurt because I had to type over 10000 words for a single chapter in my fanfiction. God dammit inspiration, why must you be so cruel to me!? It's been 5-6 hours. Give me a break! I'm suffering! D: I can't remember typing this much since my Computer typing class. Back in my prime, I remember my teacher giving us an assignment to type up a story within just one hour. It could be about anything, as long as it had decent grammar, punctuation, and actually made sense. Needless to say, I had typed about over 3k of words within this hour. It was mostly about a bunny rabbit biting into a magical sword, turning into an anthromorphic creature, with bunny ears, human-like legs and bunny agility, off to a quest to save the land of Bunny Land, and to rescue the damsel in distress: Princess Bunnyella. Since it was only about an hours time, I had to rush it a bit. It was cliche in terms of how stories go, but the teacher just looked at me when she started reading my story, but she was also dumbfounded at how much I typed up. Her first question being: "Well, this is... unique. You gave me 6 pages worth of a story, and it's all about... bunnies? What inspired you to make a story like this?" I was going to answer her, but my mind was at a total blank. I don't know why I thought of bunnies in the first place. So, I gave her the first response I could come up with. "Because I have no life, ma'am." She couldn't help but laugh at my response, and, regardless, gave me an A for the assignment. Even today? I still don't know why I typed it up. Maybe it was an random act of inspiration, or maybe I wanted to type up a bunch of nonsense. ...Or maybe it's Dinkleberg's fault.
Three hours a day. Your hand pains will go away. More bunny stories you will write. Inspiration, Dedication, Peace and Might. Keep writing dear Dragon. Even if you dont write, do the action of Three hours a day. Some you'll write less. Some you'll write four. Then one day, something will click, and your bunnies will be more, More, MORE!
Just don't bring Mojobunny into it. I don't think she'll like how I'll have a sword-wielding bunny fighting her own kind. She might eat me if I did... D: Also, nice poem. Very rhythm-like.
