Reaver's Realm

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  1. Stonemoney

    Stonemoney Active Member

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    EPISODE 1

    The reaver, the source of legal greifing, the king appoints to locations this reaver can find to clear land for newcomers. You think they keep the stuff they break, right? Well, there's a huge twist to that. In the reaver's kit, they get an enderchest, this chest however brings the stuff to a new realm. To the reaver realm, the largest realm, its empty. Each reaving project brings more items to the realm, a king of the realm is born. When the reaver Examouth put a skeleton egg into the enderchest, a skeleton was created in the new realm. Since nobody could kill it, it appointed itself as king and made its own fortress; quite large since a reaver usually takes the big builds out first. Once a new reaver put a hopper on his enderchest to easly pop stuff into it. What he never knew was that hopper provided a large suction to the chest, sucking him into the realm, and breaking the enderchest as he went in... trapped. As he walked into this realm, he saw the amount of enderchests with a sign dedicating to the reaver that owns it. He kept walking... and saw the skeiliton king. The king ran into a tunnel causing a few bones to fall off as he ran. The reaver took the bones for later use, when the king came back! In a loud demonic voice he proclaimed

    "EXIT THIS REALM, FOR THE KING HERE CAN CLAIM WHAT HE REQUESTS!"

    The new reaver began a argument

    "BUT NO, THE OBJECTS WE COLLECT BELONGS TO US REAVERS, I SAW IT ON THE MINECRAFT SERVER WIKI"

    The king looked confused at this "Wiki".

    "WHY DONT YOU COME AND GET YOUR ITEMS"

    The king put on a diamond armor set, but it fell off becuase of the latching bones he lost as he dashed held the armor up.

    "LOOKING FOR THESE" The reaver said as he held out bones

    He then thought, these bones provided power to him

    "YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

    Player stanky2 muted geobro for 5 minutes.

    The silent reaver took the bones dashed and hit the king, lightning struck and the reaver was sucked into his enderchest, along with all the blocks the reavers collected and put in their chests.

    THE END
     
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  2. Exavious

    Exavious Forum Legend

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  3. DragonLS

    DragonLS Active Member

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    Looks like...

    (⌐■_■)

    He got boned.
     
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  4. eightnine

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    You're going to pun hell. T_T

    <3
     
  5. Happy_Cookies

    Happy_Cookies Well Known Member

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    Haha! Noob Adventures! :D
     
  6. chovynz

    chovynz Active Member

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    Quote below

    "Looks like...

    [⌐■_■]

    He got boned."

    *Fixed for Minecraft context
     

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