During my ghosting around the server, floating about generally being nostalgic and talking about the old days, I started writing haikus. One of the ideas was to make haikus of common and semi stupid things sound philosophical. So here goes. Fear for shitting pants: Toilet is so close. I will never be on time. Toilet is too far. -- Eating Cake: The last slice is left. My fork pierces it with glee. I am getting fat. -- Waking up: Alarm clock hates me. I have to wake up today. Fuck the sun rising. -- Tripping down: I was not prepared. In one go I was thrown down. Gravity is bad. -- Honor: My fist reaches face. The hurt face is thrown backwards. My boss hates me now. -- Back-flip: A back-flip is hard. The solid ground is harder. Floor trumps broken bones.
