[GAME]Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted but your addiction is so strong you join 6 other forums.

I wish to eat something today. I hunger.

 

Granted, but you eat sider eye and dies of poison.
I wish i had more stone in-game :3

 

Granted but Mario the spagetti thief breaks your nuts

I wish for potatos. Alot of potatos.

 

Granted, but the Potato Truck Hits your house, then dumps your potatoes on you, so you drown in them.

I wish that someone wold make a pixel art of a Narwhal.

 

A lot.*

 

Granted, but the narwhal comes to life and stabs you with it's horn ad cries to its fellow unicorns to join it. You were found mauled to death, stabbed 234 times, and left in a gutter. They never found who did it.

I wish for a tungsten plated mouthpiece for my flute.

 

Granted but it is the flute used in American Pie.

I wish I knew how to time travel.

 

Granted, but like me, you tine travel instead.

 

Granted, but you failed, so you died.

I wish for a jellyfish.

 

granted. it stings you. i wish that my TV would work so that i could play halo 4 again

 

granted but the halo 4 disk has black ops 2 data on.
i wish for school to be over (Im out)

 

Granted, but the world ends right after your class, so you can't enjoy your freetime. .

I wish I had /fly in real life.

 

Granted but you smack your head.

I wish the world doesn't end.

 

Granted, but then you die of pollution.

I wish I had more cookies.

 

Granted, but a cave spider bit all your cookies, so you die of poison.

I wish we had flying cars.

 

Granted but you crash into each other more easely.

I wish mobs give free hugs.

 

granted but it was a creeper.
i want a pony.

 

Granted, but you lose it.
I wish I didn't need to walk upstairs to get my iPhone.

 

Granted, but you now need to go downstairs to get your iPhone.
I wish that I could not wish.

 

Granted, but you get mugged by a genie.

I wish I My iPhone wasn't downstairs.