Granted but your addiction is so strong you join 6 other forums. I wish to eat something today. I hunger.
Granted, but the Potato Truck Hits your house, then dumps your potatoes on you, so you drown in them. I wish that someone wold make a pixel art of a Narwhal.
Granted, but the narwhal comes to life and stabs you with it's horn ad cries to its fellow unicorns to join it. You were found mauled to death, stabbed 234 times, and left in a gutter. They never found who did it. I wish for a tungsten plated mouthpiece for my flute.
Granted, but the world ends right after your class, so you can't enjoy your freetime. . I wish I had /fly in real life.