[GAME]Corrupt-A-Wish

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  1. spriggs107

    spriggs107 Well Known Member

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    Granted your my little pony show was put on XD. i wish for some applesauce.
     
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  2. Extrelium

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    Granted, but you drown in it. I wish that I could go to sleep.
     
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  3. Qw3rty9401

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    Granted but you never wake up. I wish to hug a goat (..dafuq?:confused:)
     
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  4. Looken

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    Granted, but the goat that you hug has rabies and bites you on the neck when you hug it, and then you eventually die.
    I wish Minecraft was real
     
    #264 Looken, Sep 2, 2012
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    wish granted - but an enderman takes your door and a creeper blows you up

    I wish for my own personal fool 'like knight fools'
     
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  6. Brayneeah360

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    granted - but his feudalismOS X is incompatible with our democracy 7.
    i wish that i understood that ^:confused:
     
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    Granted but you realize you never wanted to understand that.

    I wish this thread would end already >.<
     
    #267 TechTeller, Sep 2, 2012
  8. Brayneeah360

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    granted... but counteracted by my wish.
    i wish that this thread would continue retroactively.
     
    #268 Brayneeah360, Sep 2, 2012
  9. DeletedMember_1474

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    Granted, but someone farted and we all ran away.
    I wish Brayneeah liked simple words.
     
    #269 DeletedMember_1474, Sep 2, 2012
  10. Ldawg216

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    Granted, but then others caught on and everyone spoke simple words.
    I wish I had a kitteh that sings
     
    #270 Ldawg216, Sep 2, 2012
  11. DeletedMember_1474

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    Granted, but the kitty is cursed and it kills your while you sleep, ending up in your stomach, sleeping.
    I wish that kitty died before she got to me.
     
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  12. Zachamoo

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    Granted but the stink was so wretched you died from that instead

    I wish for a new pair of fuzzy socks, and a cup of hot chocolate
     
    #272 Zachamoo, Sep 2, 2012
  13. laurenhazz

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    Granted, but the hot chocolate was so hot that all of your insides melted. At least your feet were cozy.

    I wish for gills.
     
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  14. DeletedMember_1474

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    Granted, but then you look ultra-ugly.
    I wish I had wings.
     
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  15. laurenhazz

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    Granted, but then an eagle thinks you are the same species and tries to mate with you.

    I wish this box of reese's pieces would never end.
     
    #275 laurenhazz, Sep 2, 2012
  16. Zachamoo

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    Granted, but then you accidentally tipped it up side down and drowned in reeses pieces.

    I wish for a balloon on a stick
     
    #276 Zachamoo, Sep 2, 2012
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    Granted, but you hold the balloon too close and it suffocated you when it explodes.
    I wish Battlefield 3 had more game modes >_<
     
    #277 jokerr77, Sep 2, 2012
  18. Extrelium

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    Granted, but then you become addicted, can't stop playing it, and die from starvation.

    I wish that everyone could talk to animals.
     
    #278 Extrelium, Sep 2, 2012
  19. laurenhazz

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    Granted, but it turns out that animals are real assholes.

    I wish that extrelium really was a penguin.
     
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    I love MLP! that'd be a blessing!
     
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