Granted, but its turns out to be one of these unicorns, you put it up for adoption I wish for a porpoise
granted, but it's really just purpose mispronounced. i wish that i had remembered to do my maths homework
Granted, but all those puppies come from the darkest depths of hell. In shorter terms: They're going to rip you limb from limb. I wish UnWiseDude didn't poison my pie with venom.
Granted, but he dashed away on a rainbow and you never saw him again. I wish for a strawberry crepe, with powdered sugar.
Granted, but you get overwhelmed by the amount of hackers you attempt to hack yourself and explode, thus ending all life on earth. I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish
Granted, but Pocnet discovers the secret book of Spamming and spams the rest of the server with cookies and drowns us all into the Cookie Abyss...! .. I wish my pony can fly
Granted, but then there is a drought that kill's everybody on Earth. I wish that school didn't start today, it'd start next week.
granted, but since next week never comes, (because next week it will be (now week) and since current (now week) is now (previous week) then (Next week) is now (now week) and so on. so you never get an education, and you die in extreme poverty. i wish i could have explained that better.
Granted, but then everyone notices that the concept was flawed for the following... .... I wish that I could Use magic to eat potatoes made of candy
Granted but you eat so many candy potatoes you turn into a candy potato yourself and a giant eats you. I wish for world peace.
Granted,but i have my "friend" XxCHUCK NORRISxX come and destroy the world peace I wish that Chuck Norris would take over all of the server's of the universe and make me the owner of them all and make ALL of the players on the servers my slaves for life!!! (IRL and IG) Muahahahaha Total rage post
Granted, but then a group of rebels bring Bruce Lee back from the dead, and then Bruce Kills chuck. I wish for Google (totes random)
granted, but bill gates unleashes his master plan just after you get google, and thus he gets google, nad you ended out with nothing. i wish the school would get rid of this f***ing proxy server.