Granted, but they like you so much they eat you so they can be with you. I wish for a pet pterodactyl.
Granted, but he ate you... Sadly only leaving your feet, which you can not do much with. I wish for a black hole which sucks up all there is
Granted, but it spits it out the other side and the crisis is adverted as everything is the same again. I wish for splinter cell: conviction to work on my laptop
Granted, but it's laced with cocaine and sharp, pointy, metal objects. I wish for the answer to The Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Granted, but after drinking it you are informed that it was brewed in the rotting carcas of a ghast. I wish for thirteen pudding cups of assorted flavors.
granted, but all of the flavors involved the chopped genitals of animals. i wish that i win this game.
Granted, but then I wished you were never born so you could never have won the game. I wish Brayneeah360 was never born.
Granted,but it turns into a paradox in which he was never born so you never wrote that message because it is uneccessary, so then the wish was not granted and he was born so then you wrote this message so he wasnt born and it keeps going. (That was a good one, you gotta admit it ) So now I wish for an example of another good paradox.
granted, but then if you don't want anything, i get your mod status and your minecraft account, your house, your feet, and your intelligence! i wish that the food at the fashion parade i'm going to tomorrow wasn't asian food.
Granted, but then I come along and wish for something else. I wish for Minecraft to return to as it was in 1.2_01 Beta.