[GAME]Corrupt-A-Wish

granted but it went upstairs again.
i wish for.. em... Jelly

 

granted, but it's a very hot day. it melts. i wish for better results in my exams

 

granted but i hack the schools systems and give you 0% for ALL your exams.

i wish for a magical pony that dose all my home work for me and plays vidiogames with me and obays all of my commands

 

granted,but your pony does the homework so wrong that you will be stuck into a class for "special"-people,also it is not only beating you in every game till you go rampage,it also deletes every save you had so far and also destroying everything you had on Minecraft,while doing shit that causes a perm-ban and in addition it obays all of your commands,but is also trying to do shit with your commands by interpreting additions to them like"I want milk!" It will bring you milk,with some poison in it,very hot and spoiled.

I wish to be god without any limitations of fullfilling wishes/needs of human beings or anything else.

 

Granted, unfortunately the genie made a typo in the wish and made you a god with limitations. The gene replied "no refunds!" and to "f*** autocorrect."

I wish for unending riches.

 

granted but i steal it all

i wish for a pie

 

Granted, but I eatz it before I give it to you.

I with for nothing.

 

granted.
i wish that i didn´t keep forgetting that i remapped my keyboard to german.

 

Granted but UberHaxorNova smashes it.
I wish for a dinosaur.

 

granted.
i wish i could remember which button on the qwertz keyboard was the apostrophe.

 

Granted but my dinosaur that you didn't corrupt destroys it.
I wish for my dinosaur to never get lost!

 

Granted, but I threw it out so you can't find it.
I wish for some... socks?

 

Granted but they rip immediately.
I wish for magical powahs!

 

Granted. I fight you to the death.
I wish for 'magical powahs' that are better than jpm's.

 

Granted, but Jpm somehow intercepts the wish beam.
I wish for world peace!

 

Granted, but now 1/3 of the world is missing because you didnt clerify that you didnt want a "peice" everbody dies unfortunatly.
I wish for a carbon atom.

 

Granted, but I split it and all of Aletha was destroyed.
I wish for a huge fish tank for my pet whale, Mr. Snorkles

 

granted, but it broke an it floods all of althea
i wish for a snowflake

 

granted, it melts. i wish for lunch to last longer.

 

Granted.Lunch then comes alive and starts a revolution against the opressors of lunch time. They take you and your freinds hostage in a PE cupboard while freeing thier captive brothers from the tyranny of kitchens everywhere, As time wares on all food on the planet runs into the sea to avoid the dreaded fate of being eaten by humans. Sadly the humans starve and we die out. Nice one. Your long lunch killed humanity.
I wish for This game to end!


When we hit 400 , We can call it game over.
We need some fresh games on here