While searching for clues in the dark cave, private investigator Tsukasa is ambushed by a bloodthirsty swarm of bats.
He fought them off valiantly with his trusty rusty investigator bucket, but alas, it was to no avail. Tsukasa was slowly and inexorably overcome by the swarm of bloodythirsty bats. He got bitten and poked and prodded and chewed upon. His normal life blood slowly drained out of him, and without any help around about him, his blood balance drained drastically. The bat saliva infused his system and he started to sprout pointy ears, and grow long fangs in his mouth. And you know what else happened gentle-readers? He turned into a SHE, with the mutated bloodthirsty bat saliva playing havok with Shis DNA. ... She grabbed her...
She grabbed her boobs to reveal a mechanical breast gun and let out a flurry of pixellated bullets on the wretched bats and fashioned a bra out of their skins to conceal this seducing but deadly weapon. Determined to complete her investigation Tsukesha(her new name) decides she'll deal with her gender later, and continues into what seems to be endless darkness, and finds..
Tsukesha goes home to her citadel. In her spare time, when not being ambushed by bats and changing his/her gender, she is an excellent architect. She stands and marvels at her latest creation, a giant boob that is the embodiment of six hundred and seven years of meditation to finally figure out the intricate design, that is the boob. It then took her seventy years to craft this exceptional and awe-striking specimen, fashioning it out of the very hair of Mr. Harry_Turney123's beloved troll husband's armpits. She had a huge plan for this boob, a huge plan indeed. You see, it was....
H41L was so mad that Tsukasa Kun took credit for his work, he invested in gunpowder, created TNT, and blew it all up while Tsukasa Kun was offline. The End?
But Hark! It was not The End, because Tsukesha had lost her compass in the batcave- while trying to investigate the x4 spider spawner grief, and could not go through any end-portals!. Oh noes! So after all this exciting stuff with her non-boobies booby citadel that got booby-bombed by her non-booby friend H41L, she went back to the spider spawner grief investigation after crying an immensely sad amount of tears. The newly created inland salty river revealed some clues as to the spider spawner grief. It showed someone's footprint tracks in the nearby clay. These footprints had hardened into fossils and a boot had got stuck in the fossils. Whose tracks could these be? Could Tsukesha finally find out who had bombed the spider spawner? She followed the tracks to a house in the middle of a forest, and in this house she found...
Tsukesha remained silent, and followed the witch back to it's hut. She looked in through the dirty windows and saw a horrible sight! The witch had captured our own FillWerrel and was making him into a stew! She could save him, but then again, she was so hungry, and the stew smelt sooo good...
hansel and grettel came to rescue fill and accidentaly killed him, they all had fun eating that stew and..
The stew was so good that their hunger for human flesh became unstoppable. Hansel, Gretal, the witch, and Tuskesha stormed Aletha, in hopes of filling their never ending hunger on the flesh of the innocent
The overseer's wet fish have no affect on the blood thirsty mob, as they are not requesting rollback, but rather civilian flesh. The overseer's are soon overthrown due to the ineffectiveness as their weapon of choice, and the civilians are left to fend for themselves
While all this chaos was going on, deep below in the sewers, down the lava pit, and into the hidden lake. And deep at the bottom of the lake, past all the lake-life, the lost souls listened. They listened, and can you guess what they heard? They heard the screams of agony, the gut-wrenching bellow of agony, from a man who is being torn apart and eaten by the very people he had trusted. The lost souls are restless... they feel the pain. So they...
