Ruffles' appreciation thread .

noshame

 

My fondest memories of you are when I suspected you might be a girl.

 

Who told you she isn't?

 

Ode to Ruffles

Ruffles is so immensely sexy
Much better than silly Dexxy
The best admin on the server ever
And miles better than smelly Stylether.

You may share your name with a savoury snack
They loved you so much, they put your name on the pack.
But unlike them, you're not too salty
In fact you are in no way faulty.

Poccy is a twat
Neddzy's worse than that
So marry ME today
(or I'll shoot you anyway)

 

^ Best. Poem. Ever.

Except the Poccy is a twat part, that's a lie.

 

It's poetic license.

 

Pocnet is a twat
Even if he denies that.
Poc fancies Ruffles, that is certain
But he [Ruffles] would rather have sex with Jordan.

Pushing it a bit with the certain/Jordan rhyme there. Poetic license I guess.

 

I now have to stand alone against the Horde of poems. Here I go:

(Insert witty poem here)

I hope that's better than everyone elses. I put a lot of thought into it.

 

Do you play me for a fool?​

Your abs could never be that cool.​

Your profile pic is obviously make-believe​

I could not even conceive​

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Your true chest is more potential​

To be very Tangential​

Those who hope to marry thee are mistaken​

You're very ugly Canadian Bacon​

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I should kick you in the shins​

you're like a Runescape Goblin​

I can pwn you with my pick​

You total.... 'Tick'​

 

Ruffles, you are awesome and amazing.
I <3 you!

Thank is all. lol

 

*senile* You smell of soap.

 

*AHEM*






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Enjoy sir.

 

finds it a bit pathetic that ruffles makes his own appreciation thread for himself

Ruffles the wrinkled Sliver
Forever fated to Deliver
The most salty Rebuke
To all those who are Kook

Wielding the crispy Crunch
He always has a Hunch
That every passing Visitor
Should meet the rules Inquisitor

Zoned rows of Signs
Visitors always say Confines
And only leads to Whines
About the many Lines

Ruffles hears them Not
And quickly bans the Lot!
Wielding the mighty Hammer
Very few will Shammer

So hence we write to Endeavor
To be so very Clever
Only to show the Folly
of making Ruffles Jolly.

 

I DID only make a STAFF appreciation thread the other week...guess he's not staff I keed.

 

we all know he needs to have everything to himself anyways