Natbyte- Cause then he could show me how to run a cool server like this one. Would you rather use a cactus as a scratching post, or a sea urchin as an improvised (not-so-) softball?
Sea urchin, as long as i am up to bat Would you rather swallow 5 slugs whole or lie down and let spiders crawl on you for 5 minutes
The spiders, I've held a taranchula before, it was cool! If you find a creeper in the wilderness, would you hug it, or try to find a way to turn it into your pet?
Turn it into a pet, because then I could say "Sic 'em, Creepa! Sic 'em!" Would you rather be victim of a Solenodon, or a Kiwi Bird? (make sure you look these up )
I think the kiwi bird because solenodon are poisonous. Would you rather be a bird that can fly (but afraid of heights) or a fish that is afraid to swim (in fear of drowning).
The fish, the only person who can drown a fish is Chuck Norris. So I should be scared of Chuck Norris, not drowning. Would you want to go snowboarding down a mountain during a forest fire, or go cage boxing in a submerged scuba shark cage?
750, i can buy more cookie batter Would you rather lose a nights rest or sleep for 36 hours? (summer)
Lose a nights rest, less time lost! Would you rather watch only Forrest Gump for the rest of your life or Glee?
Burning, it wouldn't take as long to lose feeling. Would you rather eat a spoonful of earwax or a tablespoonful of toe jam?
Toejam, the soot has more nutrients in it, not the best nutrients but still... Would you rather attempt to complete the oasis event within one day, or build a large, detailed, interactive, pixel art of Optimus Prime as an arch project?